driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via luveing)

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i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs, via happiest)

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tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

(Source: homophobic, via luveing)

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ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via confirmance)

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"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via cartel)

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